Collision Course

Jay-Z and Linkin Park: Collision Course

Come 2012, the phasor diagram* of Linkin Park and coolness will, again, align. 

How to obtain maximum leverage at parties:

1. Bait people into talking about this years Jay Z collab by neuro-linguistically programming the words 'niggas' and 'paris.'
2. Once someone attempts taking stage with an opinion, immediately interfere and say, unabashedly,

"Watch the Throne? Shut the fuck up. Collision Course was so much better you goddamn idiot."

No one remembers how Linkin Park made that weird album with Jay-Z. But you do. And you are the only one in the room with the charisma and machismo to pretend to like it. The power in the room will shift. Women and men alike will be googling terms like 'Collision Course' and 'What should I say/think now?' and tweet 'How sexually viable is this person?'

Don't be neurotic. 'This person' is you. You can do this. You can be that person.

Your relentless proselytizing is the only act of passion this jaded generation will admire. I am not foolish enough to ask you to use this power responsibly. I only ask you leave nothing standing in your way.

If you do not become that person, someone else will.

There is no need to actually listen to this on spotify, but here is the link anyway.

*Don't be alarmed, I am using strange jargon to give the impression of wisdom and domain.