Lately, dear reader, I have been in intense crisis as to the nature of criticism. Surely antagonizing celebrity culture is just my misguided groping for my own celebrity. Should I be ashamed?
Should the misguided artist be left unscathed for not having enough therapy before stepping on stage? In an utopian society, where we give gestalt antagonizings and maternal embrace on twitter--with every tattered soul in perfect context,--maybe we would need no game theory for parties. Maybe the drunken "I love you's" would be possessed with more endearment and marriages could arise out of a genuine shared love of a certain type of beer.
But we are of the shit earth. We know the premature lover stumbles out of Saturday Night parties only to throw up on themselves on another persons lawn and metaphorically perpetuate that throw up in a text to an ex-lover.
I have been that lawn. I have been that throw up. I have even been the person throwing up on lawns. And, yes, the means to adamantly fulfill a promise of 'never again' is to be critical of the mass media pawns who want nothing more to be named with a positive emoticon preceding before and after their names. But we are of the shit earth--and better to use such shit to build an artifice that pretends it isn't shit than to star in our own versions of Ground Hog Day.
To Jamie Kenedy and all other whiny fame gods that whine that there are those of us brave enough to call the shit kettle shit, please shut up. We must leverage what we have to transcend the void, for we are of the shit earth.
Should the misguided artist be left unscathed for not having enough therapy before stepping on stage? In an utopian society, where we give gestalt antagonizings and maternal embrace on twitter--with every tattered soul in perfect context,--maybe we would need no game theory for parties. Maybe the drunken "I love you's" would be possessed with more endearment and marriages could arise out of a genuine shared love of a certain type of beer.
But we are of the shit earth. We know the premature lover stumbles out of Saturday Night parties only to throw up on themselves on another persons lawn and metaphorically perpetuate that throw up in a text to an ex-lover.
I have been that lawn. I have been that throw up. I have even been the person throwing up on lawns. And, yes, the means to adamantly fulfill a promise of 'never again' is to be critical of the mass media pawns who want nothing more to be named with a positive emoticon preceding before and after their names. But we are of the shit earth--and better to use such shit to build an artifice that pretends it isn't shit than to star in our own versions of Ground Hog Day.
To Jamie Kenedy and all other whiny fame gods that whine that there are those of us brave enough to call the shit kettle shit, please shut up. We must leverage what we have to transcend the void, for we are of the shit earth.